Cheerful comic horoscope on corporate, birthday, anniversary for 2022 on the signs of the zodiac in verses and prose. Comic horoscope for guests, colleagues, friends, companies for 2022 tiger

We present you comic horoscopes for 2022 year for all signs of the zodiac.

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In the year of the Tiger, according to astrologers and other magical brethren, representatives of the zodiac houses will be under the powerful influence of this mysterious animal. This means that the whole year will be fruitful, in the air will be the inspiration and joy of achievements.

However, it is difficult to make people move forward against their will. The only thing that helps is Golden Pendel! Therefore, all the signs of the zodiac star and the sovereigns are advised to search for "Magic Pink". But if it's hard with this, then ask someone from your relatives to provide a service and reassure the very "golden kick."

What does zodiac signs in 2022? Given that the tiger is a super rational and bold animal, customizable on global savings in all spheres of life, which is compensated by good health and a fun mood. And all of us expects a lot of work, which will not run into the forest.

But here there is a positive moment: the year will be favorable for careerists who will easily leave behind their less fortunate and persistent colleagues.

Attract the attention of others better in bright and outrageous outfits to his person. If someone from the employees embarrass your shaved head or the rainbow coloring of the office jacket, then it will be nice to enlighten a person about the cardinal changes in the new year, starting with the appearance.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men of rasters for 2022

Updated rams so much time and strength gave work that completely forgot about tenderness and romantic feelings.
In 2022, stubborners in 2022 should urgently pay attention to their spouses, otherwise the risk of "growing" branched horns.
The year of the Tiger will return the charred and long-cooled feelings of the Aries, forcing them to go crazy and not to move away from the love lodge.
Women-Aries will fall a chance to choose from hundreds of grooms the most selective copy of the truck of all titles and estates, as well as varying degrees of beauty on their street. The main thing is to choose carefully and do not miss, so as not to be in the close arms of Alfons.
Men-Aries loving tiger will bring such qualities that no fair sex will not stand before.
In the work of the Year of the Tiger will bring the Aries not so many shifts, because the lambs can be sent with a calm soul on three vacation for three. All the same, on the career ladder of the lambs, it does not scratch, and cash flows will not be so great as we would like.

Tip from astrologers here one: learn to save. However, the Aries are still squeaks by nature, therefore they will be able to please the tiger and even get into the category of pet pets.

Not to be upper
But you need to pull everything
And a year 2022 you in the morning every morning
It is necessary to watch more often in the mirror.
And seeing his smile
You will go to the world more fun
And do not allow mistakes,
Happy Love in your life.

Aries - man stubborn
Knows how no one else
What is always he - the most
In a situation of any.
But 2022 will teach him forever
More to be a little!
And make you only better
And rightfully send expensive!

Quick temper to die
The quieter you go, the further you'll get,
And then omniously,
Tiger will be excellent!
Waiting for you to success in all areas,
It will be worked, everyone will have to
The main thing is not to relax,
And the fruits of their efforts
In the fall, please collect:
Career growth, profit in the case,
And health is normal and prosperity in the house,
Successful very year for Aries!

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men of calves for 2022

Slow, stubborn, and absolutely deprived of sense of humor Tales will not be surrounded by the host of the owner of 2022, because these qualities are angry.
However, it is not worth the calves to be discouraged, and it is better to wait a difficult period, hurting in secluded and to pain in the place of the town, the Maid's fruits of their works. Bulls know that if desired, they are able to achieve heavenly heights, but only need extra movements?
All the same manna Heaven from cash bills will fall on them on the head, where they would not be and what would not be engaged. Then there will be only one thing: you have time to collect "Lavend" and spend.
Taurus can and Jack-sweat to rip in the year of the tiger. In short, financial problems do not touch him. The career pinch is also ready to submit to the Taurus, unless it is careful with ill-wishers.
The probability is that the Taurus somewhere on the Canary Islands quietly lives his days an unknown relative, who will soon give God the soul by rewriting his millions.
Congenital laziness will help them to maintain peace of mind, and there will be no to think about revenge on revenge. The main thing is to remember about your pleasant habit, somehow fierce twitching shoulder or fierce vague into a pencil, and the injustice of the surrounding world can be forgotten.

On the love front at the shoulders without change. In other words, full calm: the absence of romantic dates and any relationship with the opposite sex. Rather, these relationships will be, but very short, therefore it is better not to bother the issue of arranging personal life during this period.

Tealers Tiger teach
Incredible positive
Money is large
Great year for prospects!
Taurus luck is great
Giving happiness without end!
Good luck the soul will calm down
Love fire will lit the heart!

Everywhere red? Very hot?
Corrida here! And you are a hero.
To avoid the minutes of the rebel -
Run with joy home.
Mile rarely, but in the case.
Zhwayka Chew every day,
Train spirit and body,
And drive in the neck too lazy!

Patient and stubborn
Adamant and smart,
Waiting for confessions of advantages
The temptation of fate!
You have a success stairs
To the top close the way
And then depends on you -
Jump down or gather
To the new goal to get!
Health does not joke
Take vacation in the fall,
Relax, take a walk,
Take a positive!
Difficulties and tested
What happens at the end of the year
You will meet with a smile
Almost they will not notice!
Golden year for calves!

Taurus, the year of the Tiger Surprise is preparing in the summer
His ideas will be a prize ticket
Let another on yours, on the idea
Builds the best career
Do not be mistaken, you will not forget too
And from the Taurus ideas will not lose
Year 2022 you do not have more money
But the breadtime does not take away bread
Yes, and in love the calf is not very lucky
Let what is stored and protects.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men twins for 2022

Oh, these neat and fussy twins! The year of the tiger for them is preparing a whole string of events. These two parties will manifest themselves in them in full: they will virtuoso terrible with their fallen spirits, they poke the attacks of sleepiness and laziness in 2022.
However, breaking off sometimes from the pillow, the twins will try to embody one of their many ideas.
It is important that at such moments a person turned out to be near, who will help sort the influx of ideas and choose one capable of raising the twin to the top of the career.
But if the faithful and inspired well-wisher will not be near, then the twins will be able to cope with the task, revealed on their praise intuition and exemption.
Gemini in the year of the tiger will continue to move from place to place, will again be new dating and affection on the background of contempt for various rules. Gemini will pour to the right and left with enchanting jokes and try to seduce everyone who will like them.
The acquisition of unearthly happiness is possible for twins only if they feed themselves in time. Romantic relationship is no exception.

Lonely twins Tiger organizes even a trip to the registry office under the sounds of Marsham Mendelssohn with a sleepy taper or nimble Capricorn, which will be able to satisfy their mercantile desires.

For twins comes a year ambiguous –
They promise many takeoffs this year
Challenges difficult tasks will solve
But the falls will, do not yaw ...
Calmly take problems
After all, you still will solve them!
Help your family more
And year, believe me, one hundred percent will be set!

Peace with a hurry and desire
Follow you tormenting you.
Conduct life in motion
Chew packs "Relit".
Twins look like a temper
You can quickly distinguish.
New Year to all right to you
Will be joy to give you!

Love is inadvertently granted,
And won't leave you all year,
Do not start new
They are not lucky quickly in them,
And you should expand your business
And strengthen what is already
And in these you begin -
Tiger on your side!
Take care of your health
And the influenza is insidious maybe
And vacation to walk in winter,
Attention to close to pay!

Do not stop at your career
Do not jump over the twins of the barrier
For the money there will be no shortage
All year with money will be smooth
Take yourself in hand and keep
Love that next to take care
And let the strength need a lot
But this year you will not send another.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and male crayfish for 2022

Cracks, with its rich inner world, will remain a mystery to others, and for the crayfish themselves in 2022.
For the constrictive and sad representatives of the zodiac family, the tiger is preparing the opportunity to get out of the shell, in order to enjoy the fruits of their hands, or rather - culish.
Representatives of this sign of the zodiac will pour tears on trifles, after picking up in a cozy mink and preparing beautiful handkerchiefs and chocolates for such a case.
However, the tiger will change the situation dramatically: cancers will have to stop suffering, climb from a comfortable sofa and start working. Fortunately, it will be a lot.
If Cancer does not want to walk around the world with an outstretched hand, he will have to do not just work, but to plow to the seventh sweat. Finance will end at the most inopportune moment.
Good luck will literally pursue cancers, because they should devote this year to the completion of the cases started and getting, finally, to the top of the career ladder.

Depression and Handra Cancer should leave up to more complex life periods, because now it's time to grab luck for the collar and pull into the shell. And to whine and complain about the bitter fate will begin next year.

Star cancer hint -
You need to avoid risk!
After all, all this year decides,
What, who to promise.
You routine work
Gives sweet fruits!
You will be all year in concerns -
But dreams will be fulfilled!

Do not steal from happiness!
Run from all your feet to him!
Bypassing the baby and attack.
The coming 2022 year is the key to that.
Look for holes under the stones,
Swing a claw and smile!
Then always be with you
Heat in the eyes, in sound - violin.

The beginning of the year will be difficult
No help can not do
Friends and loved ones will help
In yourself, just do not climb!
At work, be careful,
Unnecessary risk you for nothing
In love, honest and constant,
Behind each skirt is not chasing!
Health care
Do not forget to devote
And unreasonable impulses,
You try to curb!

Comic festival horoscope in verses and prose for women and men Lviv for 2022

The lions please the owner of 2022 tiger, and she gives representatives of this sign of the zodiac by all the benefits.
Dreaming about the chair of the head of the lions will be able to occupy this place, if only stop letting their charm on the wind and stop drowning in the messenger of endless secular events and parties.
Holders of luxurious bellows will be able to fully enjoy their status of King Beast. There will be many possibilities in front of them in order to slowly and greatly reach the limits of their dreams.
However, the boat of financial well-being will give to flow, because the lions better search for information, which will help them save, and immediately begin the incarnation of councils into life. Otherwise, the risk of maintaining a royal appearance with a constant feeling of hunger.

Dreaming about a strong and happy family Lions will meet their love, because they simply freeze the army of fans or fans. The main thing is not to be lost and make the right choice under avalanche of romantic SMS, passionate rehabils under the balcony on the joy of neighbors. There will be even such rewinders that will be offered to go to Maldives or Seychelles.

Good luck flashes,
And lion, combing mane,
Fans all hints,
Configured that quite playful.
The owner of the year, smiling,
Admires the impatient lion
And the stars also tried,
And here, one wonderful day,
Lion got his salary
And terribly very surprised,
It seems simple, lives without a Bolta,
Did not shine, did not even fuss ...
Yes everything is fine, lion, relax,
You deserve a richly live,
You at least go to the Maldives,
Tiger decided to please you.

Lions came time to enjoy the fruits
His very difficult labor.
This year is not worthwhile feared -
After all, calm this year for you, more than ever.
Only vigilance lions lose we do not want to lose
Although events do not have to wait a lot -
Yet, your wisdom you better trust
And she will be able to tell you a lot!

Thunderstorms of forests, fields and prairies.
Cosmatic lion. You are waiting for victory!
Run from ridiculous debate -
From them corn, dandruff, troubles!
Keep your pride and love your pride.
The leader of the whole flock is important chin.
Simple things, life appreciate.
Freedom of sincere paintings.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and male mars for 2022

The Tiger's Pedantic and Unhappy Devas will bring little money and a lot of work. Although the Virgin and are accustomed to a mad worker rhythm, running its assembly calculator built into the brain, they invariably find a way to get a considerable amount to pay and work almost to exhaustion.
Stay on a diet of Pinocchio (with three bread crusts) - it is not about the virgins, whatever year has come.
Virgo will find a common language with the master of 2022 by a tiger, thanks to the mutual love to all sorts of incomplete and non-bailies, even with an invariably tragic final.
After all, the owner, the tiger lover to spend time for sincere conversation and is able to invent for the sake of a witticism.
On the love front Dev expect real shock: the romance for them to be held like a "plus" sign and a "minus" sign. But everything goes good.

Prigrevshie in his cozy nest loafer loafers and Virgin finally tear pull to the bottom union and breathe full breast. Virgin, which still have not found a soul mate, go in search of her, rose to within a degree of charm. there is nothing left to fans how to fall at their feet and folded stacks.

Lonely Dev in the Year of the Tiger Love
Of course, somewhere waiting for!
You will be surprised again Life -
And she promises surprises!
Only the best - that's what should happen,
But we must try to do to you!
And you will be able to find their calling,
The main thing - do not worry about nothing!

Dev, sensitive and intelligent,
Some surprises,
Career growth, a sudden flirt,
And with the financial order,
Should engage in sports,
Stresses different fear
And its not thinking about age,
To anything you have to worry,
How we destined to live,
Neither subtract nor add,
So keep your nose to the top,
This year will be the best!

Beautiful half Dev
The coming year promises trouble.
Make-up, food heating,
Keep the focus for the whole company.
The male half of the mark!
Wear on the first hand!
Such attack and courage
Will take place in the clouds!

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men to balance in 2022

The next 12 months will depend on what decision will balance at the beginning of this year. Because should throw away all doubts, stop complaining about life, and stock up on patience and perseverance to conquer the career top.
However, if solutions to problems are found, then the scales are showing unprecedented perseverance. However, Tiger is not impressed by the behavior of Libra, because they are at risk of being in the ranks of losers or wallow in drunkenness.
Libra can bring others in 2022 to delirium tremens his doubts and worries, when they have a choice.
Libra facing poverty and unemployment, as long as they do not take important decisions at the beginning of the year: on the work, personal relationships, finances.
Will have to show remarkable creativity and impress superiors his zeal to work, otherwise the scales at risk of losing their jobs. Relationships with the opposite sex will be difficult. And this is connected with confidence in the irresistibility of Libra.

The owner of 2022 tiger will force the scales to storm the bastions of the fortresses by their own forces, and for this you have to explore the Flirt of Aza. Otherwise, scales risk losing even old fans tired of endless promises.

Your arrow is equilibrium
Depends solely from you!
The harmony of the soul is always wonderful,
Note a clear accurate eye.
The scales of fate will not get drove
When and you will not be sick.
On the contrary - to the top will be hung up
Help believe and love.

And the scales will be even uniform
Try - everything will be about you
In terms of finance, you do not have to suffer
Skipping by weight always exists
Love will return to your life taste
And sweet will even vinegar
Love year will be full and temptations
Sale of weights are in vain.

Scales, you will have to be smarter
After all, many events are waiting for this year.
Work change or even fall in love,
Fulfill your finally, the dream!
All life in the weight can turn over,
From you only depends on what happens!
But the stars to you exactly face will turn,
Believe me, good will come exactly!

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and male scorpions for 2022

Scorpions per year of the tiger will be able to catch good luck. These bloodthirsty and narcissistic arthropods will be on the strip of unexpected luck.
But on this generosity of this year, it will not be completed: Scorpions will simply cover the avalanche of profits and proposals in 2022, which will be difficult to refuse.
All this will contribute to the fact that scorpions will be able to be at the top of their career ladder in the middle of the year. Running onto her top, scorpions will sweat over their less arrogant and agile conidors.
Such a prosperous life is also the price: the tiger will require scorpion to stop the stories of everyone who is at hand (under the tail with sting) will be touched.
After all, the tiger is fear with the form of spider-shaped!
In short, scorpion sting in a year Tiger for nothing: everything can be achieved peacefully.
The degree of activity and enthusiasm of arthropods will not be reduced.
Scorpions will be rushing at whinships and weaklings, swelling their clasons.

In love affairs, scorpions are better not to fine and not count their presentations for gifts. Remuneration for this will be the real ocean of sensuality and appreciation.

Year 2022 for scorpions,
It will be difficult
Hassle, life, teaching,
Together everything will be launched ...
It is not necessary to stive
Those who are coming under hand
Help you friends will
In a difficult minute!
And health will be normal
Complain not dare
Take the time more
Parenting!

Here Scorpions are waiting for big changes
It depends on you to be bad il Cancel
You need to look at life reconsider
To go to the next level in time.
The love of something new do not dream
Keep it there, do not lose
And do not listen, lose ...
You alone for a year stuck.

In the desert, the sultry and dull
Do not get lost, Scorpio!
Where to go? Forward! hand
Tear all your obstacles.
Oasis is waiting - time value.
There prickly cactus - dangerously!
For those who are the subject of this topic -
Look. And you find happiness.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Sagittarius 2022

Sagittarius zodiac last romantics will have good luck in the Year of the Tiger.
On Streltsov nahlynet fireworks feelings, romantic confessions and evidence of passionate love. Moreover, under the fireworks get themselves Archers and their admirers. For their gallantry in medieval style and the ability to collect large and noisy company host 2022 Tiger richly reward them.
But in other areas of life the whole year will be held with a terrible creaking. The owner, the Tiger will always try to bite more painfully Sagittarius.
Therefore, if the Archers decided to change jobs, move, or otherwise radically change his life, it is better to wait for this next year, otherwise treacherous twists of fate can not be avoided.

However, this does not mean that the representatives of this zodiac sign can sit all year round, folding boom at the fireplace, and over in memory of happy memories. With Tiger such things will not go: need to work hard to get a cash reward.

In the Year of the Tiger will have Sagittarius
His family inspire,
Kohl together the whole family will take
For business - hence, flourish
You are destined to come in the year!
Do not forget to let Sagittarius -
Nothing you will not warm better
The caress of loving hearts!

This year promises to Sagittarius,
Only good things,
Thoughts, plans and ideas,
The application will find
And the income you bring!
In cases you over,
Expect to have,
Too much trust -
Failure will result!
Put the «i» terms
The love does not hurt,
Health will be OK -
Tiger promises you!

The arrows quiver behind,
Bow in hand, in a salad, too.
Accurate archer - you are a hero!
With Robin Hood like you!
Hitting all the targets,
Feel the sweetness.
Of food - pasta,
Of events - the joy of life!

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men on the Capricorn 2022

Ambitious Capricorn, who like everyone to talk to life, and bring to white crown morals, will finally receive in the nose in 2022.
The owner of the year Tiger and himself is not averse to gaining anyone's mind, and therefore Capricorns will feel unclaimed.
And for them, such a situation - death is similar: immediately booze can begin or the desire to spilt the meaning of life.
But, if Capricorns calm down and will try to push their ambitions to the background, they will be able to discharge without much bursts until next year.

The award for obedience and the diligent behavior of Capricorn will be a lollipop from the owner of the year: an extraordinary award, a dizzying novel who is able to incite the remnants of the mind and adequacy. Only all this will be next year.

Two thousand and twentieth year
You have new opportunities promit -
Those caperpashers in life are waiting for
Who is expensive, honest and open.
Do not close the family -
More often you need to go out.
And the stars for the whole year give advice -
Your work, your job to love!

You need to become a little more modest
Although, not be afraid of bold ideas
Only then reach big heights
And you will be without cash
From random love will have to get rid of
It's time to stop and think about
The more fate you give you a chance
See, but it will swim by.

Year of coming Capricorn
Bodroy trot on the roads
Up rapidly.
On the horny left - powder.
Right Horn - Pood Health.
Shine on wool? This means,
What awaits you and good.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men of water 2022

Some of the most mystical and jealous of the zodiac family are aquatic. They jealous their second half to everything that moves.
2022 Tiger will be filled with passion and love adventures for them. True, novels will be short-lived, and the aquatic will decide that those surrounding, according to the preliminary conspiracy, bring them out of themselves.
And what else can I think, being in a circle of intrigue and learning that luxurious horns have long been branched on the head. We will have to scatter with girlfriends and even to the relatives of the hands will get.
The only thing that will bring joy is work. Water will need to work a lot to the seventh sweat, since the money will begin to evaporate with the speed of light. Financial well-being during the time will leave the aquaev, who with their smoke character will be forced to tighten the beliefs.

But it will be short-lived to be sad: by the end of the year, the leadership will finally notice their efforts by increasing them in service or paying the award. The financial holes of the Aquarius will begin safely, and they will encourage the next year.

Aquarius, meeting a tiger year,
Must be wise, strong to be quite!
After all, events expect a lot,
And fate all intervene!
What awaits you? Stars are prohibited
Water in a stage without the end of the crowd,
Activities are actively called on -
And luck will be able to help you!

For you, the year will be amazingly successful
Don't be bombing so that it does not become gloomy
You do not need to succumb to adventures
Then all year you can enjoy life
As for love, everything is in order
Misunderstanding
And if alone, meet your fate
And life will be like in paradise.

Do not leave the water, guys!
Always in the case, quickly, clearly, metka!
Specific Direct Date -
It happens rarely.
Wash the dishes more often!
Yes, and do not forget about hands!
And in the evil microbial life more often
Fight, and do not blame me.

Wise folk signs
In Tiger, the year will recognize Aquarius,
And various fate moments
Fit together, and will understand - about Kay!
Once again, raising my head
Saw through the clouds in the sky
Star, which laughing
Spends the path - and he is wizard!
Doubts off, sadness - won.
You will win a million.
And if you are very lucky,
That in the bucks even (as trapped).
And halm on the threshold
Already stands, exhausted,
And in the prediction of astrology,
You will believe now, we know!

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men fish for 2022

Fish at the very beginning of 2022 years will be in front of a difficult choice: to become a toothy shark or to remain a petty lu-porosa. If there is enough decisiveness, that is, a chance to change the situation for the better.
In order for a long-standing dream of a rich life, then you need not to sit on the sofa, but to start rolling. In the year, the tiger will come when you can grab your piece of happiness.
However, the tiger does not complain this zodiacal sign, because the fish do not sing to her diffilams like others. And in general, such slippery individuals do not like the owner of the year.
But do not be upset, because you can stay on the whole year on the side and calmly solve the accumulated problems. If only lazy did not overcome ahead of time!
And if once the fish planned to start running in the morning, then the best time for this is not found for this, and if you believed that smoking is a bad habit from which you should get rid of, then it is worth throwing a pack of cigarettes now.

On the love front of the fish everything will be different: there will be luck and complete harmony. Therefore, fish can even find a couple of themselves and squeeze caviar.

About your family think
Fish stands this year,
Living conditions
Improve hurry
In business, luck,
Partnership will bring
But drove will have to
Many this 2022 year.
But generally positive,
You can call this year,
And about your health
No need to forget!

Fish in quiet waters dressed -
So, the tiger will shake them a year!
So that you are in full swing,
This year will send her doubly!
Many mystical events
Life sense will help find.
Waiting a lot of wonderful discoveries -
The main thing is not to lose!