Cheerful comic horoscope on corporate, birthday, anniversary for 2021 in the signs of the zodiac in verses and prose. Comic horoscope for guests, colleagues, friends, companies for 2021 bull

The article contains comic horoscopes for 2021 for all zodiac signs.

The year of the bull, according to astrologers and other magical brethren, representatives of the zodiac houses will be under the powerful influence of this hardworking animal. This means that the whole year will be fruitful, inspiration and joy of achievements will hang in the air.

However, it is difficult to make people move forward against their will. The only thing that helps is the Golden kick! Therefore, all the signs of the zodiac star and the sovereigns are advised to search for "Magic Pink". But if it is difficult with this, then ask someone from your relatives to provide a service and rearrange the same "Golden Pendo."

What to expect in 2021? Considering that the bull is a rational animal, customizable on global savings in all spheres of life, which is compensated by good health and a fun mood. And all of us expects a lot of work, which will not run into the forest.

But here there is a positive moment: the year will be favorable for careerists who will easily leave behind their less fortunate and persistent colleagues.

Attract the attention of others better in bright and outrageous outfits to his person. If someone from the employees embarrass your shaved head or the rainbow coloring of the office jacket, then it will be nice to enlighten a person about the cardinal changes in the new year, starting with the appearance.

Comic festing horoscope in verses and prose for women and men Aries for 2021

• In 2021, the stubborners should urgently pay attention to their spouses, otherwise the risk of "growing" branched horns.
• Updated rams so much time and strength gave work that completely forgot about tenderness and romantic feelings.
  The year of the bull will return the charred and long-cooled feelings of the Aries, forcing them to go crazy and not to move away from the love body.
• Men-Aries loving bull will bring such qualities that any fair sex can not stand.
• Women-Aries fall a chance to choose from hundreds of grooms the most selective copy from the truck of all titles and varying degrees of beautiful degrees of beautiful degrees. The main thing is to choose carefully not to be in the close arms of Alfons.
• In the work of the bull, there are not so many shifts, because the lambs can go on vacation for three days with a calm soul. All the same, on the career ladder of the lambs, it does not scratch, and cash flows will not be so great as we would like.

Tip from astrologers here one: learn to save. However, the Aries are still squeaks by nature, therefore they will be able to please bull and even get into the category of pet pets.

Comic festing horoscope in verses and prose for women and men Aries for 2021

Not to be stuled very hard
But you need to pull everything
And a year 2021 each morning
It is necessary to watch more often in the mirror.
And seeing his smile
You will go to the world more fun
And do not allow mistakes,
Happy Love in your life.

Quick temper to die
The quieter you go, the further you'll get,
And then omniously,
The year of the bull will be excellent!
Waiting for you to success in all areas,
It will be worked, everyone will have to
The main thing is not to relax,
And the fruits of their efforts
In the fall, please collect:
Career growth, profit in the case,
Health is normal, wealth in the house,
Successful very year for Aries!

Aries - man stubborn
Knows how no one else
What is always he - the most
In a situation of any.
Year 2021 will teach you forever
More to be a little!
And make you only better
And rightfully send expensive!

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for a woman and a man of the Taurus for 2021

• Slow, stubborn, and absolutely deprived of sense of humor Tales will not be surrounded by the host of the host of 2021, because these qualities are angry.
• However, Taurus not be discouraged, but rather wait out the difficult period, was buried in a secluded and very familiar place, reaping the fruits of their labors. Bulls know that if you want to able to reach the heights of heaven, but only if the excess traffic needs?
• Anyway manna from banknotes fall on their heads, no matter where they are and what would not engage. Then there will be only one thing: to have time to shovel "lavender" and spend.
• Chances are good that the Taurus somewhere in the Canary Islands quietly living out his days unknown relative who will soon give up the ghost, rewriting him his millions.
• Taurus may disrupt the jackpot in the Year of the Ox. In short, the financial problems did not touch. Career tip of Taurus is also ready to submit, unless he is careful with ill-wishers.
• Congenital laziness will help them to remain calm, and even revenge Taurus and think will not. The main thing to remember about your pleasant habit, such as violent or shoulder jerking fierce vgryzanie in pencil, and the injustice of the world will be forgotten.

On the love front of a calf without change. In other words, a complete calm: the lack of romantic dates, and any relationship with the opposite sex. Rather, they are relations, but very short-lived, because it is better not to wrap equipping the personal life during this period.

Comic festing horoscope in verses and prose for women and men Aries for 2021

Taurus Year of the Ox will give
Incredible positive,
Money large bestow,
Excellent prospects for the year!
Taurus luck large
Give happiness without end!
Luck will soothe the soul,
Love will ignite the fire of the heart!

Patient and stubborn,
Steadfast and intelligent
Waiting for the recognition of merit,
Temptation of fate!
You to the ladder of success,
Close to the top of the path,
And then up to you -
Go down or gather,
To reach the new goal!
Health not joking,
Autumn leaves take,
Relax, take a walk,
Please be positive!
Difficulties and trials,
That falls at the end of the year,
You will meet with a smile,
Almost they did not notice!
Golden year for the bulls!

Everywhere red? Very hot?
Bullfighting here! And you - the hero.
To avoid the park the minutes -
Run joyfully home.
Mychite rare, but in the case.
Chew gum every day,
Train your mind and body,
And the chase in the neck laziness!

Taurus, Year of the Ox is preparing a surprise summer
His ideas will award ticket
Let the other, on your, on the idea
Build a better career
Do not worry, you will not forget, too,
And from the Taurus ideas are not ubudut
Year 2021 with money you do not osyplet
But the latter will not take hlebushek
And love is not very lucky Taurus
Let what has stores and protects.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men on the Twins in 2021

• Oh, those neat and fussy Twins! Year of the Ox is preparing for them a whole string of events. These two-faced person will manifest themselves in them in full: they will torment the virtuoso family fits of bad temper, they will become more frequent bouts of sleepiness and laziness in 2021.
• However, sometimes coming off the pillow, the Twins will try to bring to life one of the many of his ideas.
• It is important that in such moments turned out to be next to someone who can help sort the influx of ideas and choose the one that could raise the Gemini to the top of the career.
• But if it is true and visionary wisher next to none, a Gemini can and do cope with the problem, relying on its vaunted intuition and resourcefulness.
• Gemini Year of the Ox will continue to move from place to place, again, will be the new love and affection on the background of contempt for the different rules. Romance - is no exception: the Twins will rub right and left Faerie jokes and try to seduce all those who will like them.

Finding unearthly happiness possible for the Twins only if they force themselves to stop in time. Lonely Gemini Bull organizes even hike to the registrar under Mendelssohn's march sounds sleepy Taurus or Capricorn stingy than can satisfy their materialistic desires.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men on the Twins in 2021

For Gemini comes mixed year –
They promise a lot of ups this year,
Help solve complex problems,
But fall is also expected to ...
Quietly take you problems,
All the same, you will be able to solve them!
Their mother more help,
And year, believe me, a hundred ask himself!

Love descends suddenly,
And do not leave you all year,
New cases do not need to start,
They quickly you're not lucky,
Is it worth it to you to expand the business,
And strengthen what is already,
And in these your endeavors -
Bull on your side!
Take care of your health,
And the flu can be treacherous,
A holiday that celebrated the winter,
Close attention to be paid!

World with haste and desire
Tries to trick you.
Spend life in motion,
Chew packs "Revit".
Gemini like-minded
You can quickly tell the difference.
New year to all of you on the right
Will give you joy!

It is not necessary to dwell on your career
Do not jump the barrier Twins
For that money will not be lacking
All year the money will be smooth
Pull yourself together and keep
Love, take care of that next
And it may need a lot of strength
But this year you will not send another.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Cancer 2021

• For highly sensitive and sad zodiacal family representatives Rakov Bull prepares an opportunity to get out of the shell, in order to enjoy the fruits of their hands - or rather claws.
• Crabs, with their rich inner world, will remain a mystery to others, and to themselves Rakow in 2021.
• Representatives of this star sign will weep for nothing, after climbing a cozy mink and prepare for such a case beautiful handkerchiefs and chocolates.
• However, Bull will change the situation radically: Cancers will have to cease to suffer, to rise from the comfort of the sofa and get to work. Fortunately, it will be a lot. But here's finances run out at the wrong time.
• If the cancer does not want to walk through the world with an outstretched hand, then he would have to not just work, but to plow up a sweat. Luck will literally chase Rakov, because they should devote this year's completion of its affairs and to get finally to the top of the career ladder.

Depression and spleen cancers should be left to the more complex lifetimes, because now it's time to grab the scruff luck and to pull into his shell. A whine and complain about the bitter sudbinushku begin next year.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Cancer 2021

Cancer star hinted -
It is necessary to avoid the risk!
After all this year decides
That to whom promise.
You chore
Gives the sweet fruit!
Will the whole year in care -
But dreams come true!

Beginning of the year will be difficult,
Without the aid can not do,
Friends and relatives can help,
In itself not only just closed!
In this work, be careful,
Unnecessary risk to you for anything,
In love, honest and constant,
After every skirt do not chase!
The health of your attention,
Do not forget to pay,
A foolish impulses,
You try to rein!

It is not necessary to back away from happiness!
Run from all legs to it!
Passing ailments and misfortunes.
Coming in 2021 - the key to that.
Look for burrows under rocks,
Swing claws and smile!
Then always be with you
Heat in the eyes, the sound - violin.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men at the Lion in 2021

• Lions cater Bull owner in 2021, and he will bestow the representatives of this zodiac sign all the benefits.
• Holders luxurious head of hair can fully enjoy its status as the king of beasts. Before them opens a lot of opportunities to slowly and majestically to reach the limits of their dreams.
• Dreaming of chair Head of the Lions will be able to take this place, if only to stop to let the charm and the wind will cease to wallow in the mess of endless social events and parties.
• Dreaming of a strong and happy family of Lions met his love, because they simply will rush an army of fans. Importantly, do not get confused and make the right choice under an avalanche of SMS romantic, passionate sighing under the balcony to the delight of neighbors.
• There are even those admirers who offered to go to the Maldives and Goa.

Marine financial prosperity will leak because the Lions better to look for information that will help them to save, and immediately begin to translate advice into practice. Otherwise, the risk is great to maintain a regal appearance with a constant feeling of hunger.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men at the Lion in 2021

Good luck to light flashes,
And the lion's mane combing,
Fans of all hints
Set, which is quite playful.
The owner, the smiling,
Admiring the imposing Lion
And the stars have tried too,
And one wonderful day,
Leo received his salary
And terrible I was very surprised,
It seems simple lives without cronyism,
I not flattered, and not fussed ...
Yes, all right, Leo, relax,
You deserve to live richly,
You send the Maldives though,
Goat decided to please.

Thunderstorm forests, fields and prairies.
The shaggy lion. You are waiting for the victory!
Flee from the ridiculous debate -
From these blisters, dandruff, misfortune!
Keep your pride and love.
The leader of the pack - an important rite.
Simple things, life value.
Freedom sincere paintings.

Lions was time to enjoy the fruits
Its quite hard work.
This year is not necessary to be afraid of disasters -
After all, this quiet year for you as ever.
Only vigilance Lions lose, we do not want,
Although many events will not have to wait -
Yet, his wisdom is better to trust you,
And she will be able to tell you a lot!

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Virgin 2021

• Virgin will find a common language with the host 2021 through a mutual love of all kinds of nonsense and fiction, even with consistently tragic ending.
• After all, the owner, the amateur time for sincere conversation and is able to invent for the sake of a witticism.
• Pedantic and unhappy Virgo Year of the Ox will bring a little money and a lot of work. Though Virgin and accustomed to the frantic rhythm of work: running its built-in calculator counting brain, they always find a way to get a large sum to pay and working almost to the point of exhaustion.

Stay on a diet of Pinocchio (with three bread crusts) - it is not about the virgins, whatever year has come. On the Love Front of the Virgin expects real shocks: the romance for them will be held both under the sign "Plus" and under the MINUS sign. But everything will go for good.

• The lardler and lobotryasus of the Virgin, fit in their cozy nest, will finally ruin the union pulling to the bottom and sighed on the full chest. Virgo who still did not find their soul mate will go to her searches, raising the degree of charm to the limit.
• Fans will not remain anything, how to fall to their feet and fold with stacks.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Virgin 2021

Lonely virgins per year bull love
Of course, somewhere comes up!
Any life to you wonder again -
And she promises surprises!
Only the best - that's what should happen,
But for this you need to try!
And you will be able to find your vocation
The main thing is not to worry about trifles!

Beautiful half of the virgin
The coming year promises troubles.
Make-up, kitchen heated,
Store the focus for the whole company.
Men's half sign!
Wear the first on your arms!
Such a courage and attack
Take a place in the clouds!

Dev, sensitive and smart,
Waiting for pleasant surprises,
Career growth, flirting sudden,
And with finance order
Walking to sports,
Stresses of different fear
But about your age not think
Self-confined
How much is destined to live
Nor subscribe nor add
So keep your nose to the top,
This year will be successful!

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men weights for 2021

• Scales are able to bring others surrounding in 2021 with their doubts and experiences when they have the ability to choose.
• However, if the ways to solve the problem are found, the scales show unprecedented perseverance. By bull such behavior of weights does not impleate, because they risk being in the ranks of the losers or to marry in drunkenness.
• Weighs threatens poverty and unemployment, if only they will not accept important solutions at the beginning of the year: regarding work, personal relationships, finance.
• The upcoming 12 months will depend on what scales will receive decisions at the beginning of this year. Therefore, it is worth discarding all doubts, stop complaining about life, and stock up of patience and perseverance to conquer the career peak.
• We'll have to show an off-handed-sized creative and impress the authorities with his zeal to work, otherwise the scales risk losing the work. Relations with the opposite floors will be difficult. And it is connected with the confidence of weights in its irresistible.

The owner of the year will make Libra storm the bastions of fortresses on its own, and for this it is necessary to examine the basics of flirting. Otherwise, the balance at risk even lose the old fans who are tired of endless promises.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men weights for 2021

Your arrow equilibrium
It depends entirely on you!
The harmony of the soul is always wonderful,
Stoned clear accurate eye.
Scales of fate you are not kit,
And when you do not cheat.
On the contrary - the top canopy,
Help you believe and love.

Libra, you will have to become smarter,
After all, many events are waiting for this year.
Job change or even fall in love
Fulfill his, finally, the dream!
All life in Libra may turn over,
Only it depends on you what will happen!
But the stars to exactly the person you turn,
Believe me, the good definitely come!

And all the weights evenly
Try - is all about you
In terms of finances suffer you do not have
Stash at the balance is always there
Love will return you to the taste of life
And will even sweet vinegar
Love will be a year full of temptations and
Experiences weights vain.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Scorpio 2021

• Scorpions in the Year of the Ox will be able to get lucky by the tail. These bloodthirsty and narcissistic arthropods will be on the band of unexpected luck.
• But this generosity of this year will not end: Scorpions will cover just the avalanche gains and proposals in 2021, from which it will be difficult to refuse.
• In such a good life there, and the price: Bull require Scorpion sting to stop all who arm (under the tail with a stinger) turned up.
• After Bull feels fear at the sight of arachnids! Scorpions will be his habit to rush to the whiners and wimps, pushing their claws. Will not be lowered and the degree of activity and enthusiasm arthropods.
• All this will help to ensure that the Scorpions will be on top of your career ladder in the middle of the year. After climbing to the top of it, the scorpions will make fun of their less arrogant and agile cousins.
• In love affairs Scorpios is better not to waste time on trifles, and not counting the expenses on gifts to friends.

The reward for this will be a veritable ocean of sensuality and appreciation. In short, the scorpion sting in the year of Ox to anything: all will be achieved peacefully.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Scorpio 2021

Year 2021 for Scorpios,
Will be difficult,
Hassle, life, staff turnover,
Together, in bulk ...
we must not bite each,
Who turned up under the arm,
You will have the help of friends
In difficult times!
A health will be normal,
Sin to complain to you,
Take a moment longer
Parenting!

In the desert, the sultry and dull
Do not get lost, scorpions!
Where to go? Forward! hand
Tear all your obstacles.
Oasis is waiting - time value.
There prickly cactus - dangerously!
For those who are the subject of this topic -
Look. And you find happiness.

Here Scorpions are waiting for big changes
It depends on you to be bad il Cancel
You need to look at life reconsider
To go to the next level in time
The love of something new do not dream
Keep it there, do not lose
And do not listen, lose ...
You alone for a year stuck.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Archer 2021

• Sagittarius zodiac last romantics will have good luck in the Year of the Ox. For their gallantry in medieval style and the ability to collect large and noisy company in 2021 the owner generously reward them.
• On Streltsov nahlynet fireworks feelings, romantic confessions and evidence of passionate love. Moreover, under the fireworks get themselves Archers and their admirers.
• But in other areas of life the whole year will be held with a terrible creaking. The owner of the year will continue to try to bite more painfully Sagittarius.
• Because if Archers decided to change jobs, move, or otherwise radically change his life, it is better to wait for this next year, otherwise treacherous twists of fate can not be avoided.

However, this does not mean that the representatives of this zodiac sign can sit all year round, folding boom at the fireplace, and over in memory of happy memories. Bull such things will not go: need to work hard to get a cash reward.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men in the Archer 2021

In the Year of the Ox Sagittarius have
His family inspire,
Kohl together the whole family will take
For business - hence, flourish
You are destined to come in the year!
Do not forget to let Sagittarius -
Nothing you will not warm better
The caress of loving hearts!

The arrows quiver behind,
Bow in hand, in a salad, too.
Accurate archer - you are a hero!
With Robin Hood like you!
Hitting all the targets,
Feel the sweetness.
Of food - pasta,
Of events - the joy of life!

This year promises to Sagittarius,
Only good things,
Thoughts, plans and ideas,
The application will find
And the income you bring!
In cases you over,
Expect to have,
Too much trust -
Failure will result!
Put the «i» terms
The love does not hurt,
Health will be OK -
Bull promises you!

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men on the Capricorn 2021

• Ambitious Capricorns, who like everyone to talk to life, and bring to white casting morals, will finally receive, in 2021 on the nose.
• The owner of the year himself is not averse to gaining anyone's mind, and therefore the Capricorns will feel unclaimed.
• And for them, such a situation - death is similar: immediately booze can begin or the desire to spilt the meaning of life.
• But if the Capricorns calm down and will try to push their ambitions to the background, they will be able to discharge without much bursts until next year.

The award for obedience and the diligent behavior of Capricorn will be a lollipop from the owner of the year: an extraordinary award, a dizzying novel who is able to incite the remnants of the mind and adequacy. Only all this will be next year.

Comic prandial horoscope in verse and prose for women and men on the Capricorn 2021

Two thousand nineteenth year
You have new opportunities promit -
Those caperpashers in life are waiting for
Who is expensive, honest and open.
Do not close the family -
More often you need to go out.
And the stars for the whole year give advice -
Your work, your job to love!

Year of coming Capricorn
Bodroy trot on the roads
Up rapidly.
On the horny left - powder.
Right Horn - Pood Health.
Shine on wool? This means,
What awaits you and good.

You need to become a little more modest
Although, not be afraid of bold ideas
Only then reach big heights
And you will be without cash
From random love will have to get rid of
It's time to stop and think about
The more fate you give you a chance
See, but it will swim by.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and male Aquarius for 2021

• Some of the most mystical and jealous of the zodiac family are aquatic. They jealous their second half to everything that moves.
• 2021 bull will be filled with passion and love adventures for them. True, novels will be short-lived, and the aquatic will decide that those surrounding, according to the preliminary conspiracy, bring them out of themselves.
• And what else can I think, being in a circle of intrigue and learning that luxurious horns have long been branched on the head. We will have to scatter with girlfriends and even to the relatives of the hands will get.
• The only thing that will bring joy is work. Water will need to work a lot to the seventh sweat, since the money will begin to evaporate with the speed of light. Financial well-being during the time will leave the aquaev, who with their smoke character will be forced to tighten the beliefs.

But it will be short-lived to be sad: by the end of the year, the leadership will finally notice their efforts by increasing them in service or paying the award. The financial holes of the Aquarius will begin safely, and they will encourage the next year.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and male Aquarius for 2021

Aquarius, meeting the year of the bull,
Must be wise, strong to be quite!
After all, events expect a lot,
And fate all intervene!
What awaits you? Stars are prohibited
Water in a stage without the end of the crowd,
Activities are actively called on -
And luck will be able to help you!

Do not leave the water, guys!
Always in the case, quickly, clearly, metka!
Specific Direct Date -
It happens rarely.
Wash the dishes more often!
Yes, and do not forget about hands!
And in the evil microbial life more often
Fight, and do not blame me.

For you, the year will be amazingly successful
Don't be bombing so that it does not become gloomy
You do not need to succumb to adventures
Then all year you can enjoy life
As for love, everything is in order
Misunderstanding
And if alone, meet your fate
And life will be like in paradise.

Wise folk signs
In the year of the bull recognizes Aquarius,
And various fate moments
Fit together, and will understand - about Kay!
Once again, raising my head
Saw through the clouds in the sky
Star, which laughing
Spends the path - and he is wizard!
Doubts off, sadness - Won.
You will win a million.
And if you are very lucky,
That in the bucks even (as trapped).
And halm on the threshold
Already stands, exhausted,
And in the prediction of astrology,
You will believe now, we know!

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men fish for 2021

• Fish At the very beginning of the year 2021 years will be in front of a difficult choice: to become a tooth shark or to remain a petty lu-poros. If there is enough decisiveness, that is, a chance to change the situation for the better.
• If once the fish planned to start running in the morning, the best time for this is not found, and if you believed that smoking is a bad habit from which you should get rid of, then it is worth throwing a pack of cigarettes now.
• In order for a long-standing dream of a rich life, then you need not to sit on the sofa, but to start rolling. In the year of the bull comes the moment when you can grab your piece of happiness.
• The bull does not complain this zodiacal sign, because the fish do not sing to him the diffilaments, like others. And in general, such slippery individuals do not like the owner of the year. However, it is not necessary to be upset, because you can stay on the side all year and calmly solve accumulated problems. If only lazy did not overcome ahead of time!

On the love front of the fish everything will be different: there will be luck and complete harmony. Therefore, fish can even find a couple of themselves and squeeze caviar.

Comic feast horoscope in verses and prose for women and men fish for 2021

Fish in quiet waters dressed -
So, the year of the bull will shine them!
So that you are in full swing,
This year will send her doubly!
Many mystical events
Life sense will help find.
Waiting a lot of wonderful discoveries -
The main thing is not to lose!

About your family think
Fish stands this year,
Living conditions
Improve hurry
In business, luck,
Partnership will bring
But drove will have to
Many this 2021 year.
In general, positive,
You can call a year,
And about your health
No need to forget!