A cheerful comic horoscope for a corporate party, birthday, New Year, anniversary for 2023 for the signs of the zodiac in verses and prose. Comic horoscope for guests, colleagues, friends, companies for 2023 Rabbits (cat)

How to make a holiday cheerful with the help of comic table horoscopes.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for women and men Aries for 2023

Horoscope for Aries in prose:

Aries in 2023 will change their stubbornness to suppleness. They no longer have to be in thought in front of the new gate. In extreme cases, they will throw away the new gates and replace them with old ones.

Horoscope for Aries in verses:

The year of the rabbit (cat) is successful for Aries, this can be said straight
Because the rabbit (cat) loves a tasty barbecue from lamb.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for women and men of Taurus for 2023

Horoscope in prose for Taurus:

Taurus will be adherents of vegetarianism in 2023, especially they will like tea from clover and dandelion salad. Their health will be just like bulls, and sexual life is bright and rich.

Horoscope for men of Taurus in verses:

This man is assertive, in the herd he is an alpha male,
Women will give a lot of love a handsome Taurus.

Women men of Taurus really like

Horoscope for women of Taurus in verses:

There will be a lot of grass and flowers, in the upcoming New Year.
For beautiful women of Taurus, these herbs will go to food.
After such a diet, women will become beauties.
They will forget that they rattled in pots and pans in the kitchen.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for women and men of twins for 2023

Horoscope for twins in prose:

Gemini in 2023 will find harmony between a dream and reality. They will learn to look at things and events on both sides at the same time and to reconcile two twins who live in their souls.

Horoscope for twins in verses:

If twins live in your soul and quarrel continuously,
They must make decisions collectively.
For example, one asks for a beer, and the other skate would drink,
Not offended that neither one, nor the other cognac, drink beer.

Comic table horoscope in poetry and prose for women and men cancer for 2023

Crayfish horoscope in prose:

Crayfish in 2023 will stop back and rush back and rush with seven -mini steps forward. And their habit of biting everything with claws will be useful to them, as well as possible. Crayfish will learn to stand up for themselves and take care of Kung Fu and Jiu-Jitsu.

Crayfish horoscope in verses:
Everyone knows that crayfish love comfort, so they live in minks.
But in the new year, the rabbit (cat) from the minks will crawl out crayfish.
They will be the soul of the whole company and will amaze everyone with their charm.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for women and men of Leo for 2023

Lviv horoscope in prose:

Lions in 2023 will prove that they are not bloodthirsty. They will love salad, cucumbers and beets. They will be friends with Aries and will not want to eat them at all. And the good news for Lviv will be that in the new year their mane will be thick, brilliant and without dandruff.

Horoscope for Lviv women in verses:

I climbed into the attic today and found a telescope there in the dust,
And in the stars in the sky, I read your horoscope with a night.
You will be both smart and beautiful, you can do everything you want,
Because the mane sparkled that night in the constellation Leo.

Horoscope for the man Leo:

The graceful of his gait, focusing our blood of his anger.
He is terrible, but still beautiful, our beloved boss Leo.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for the woman and men of the Virgin for 2023

Horoscope for Virgo in prose:

Sensual women of the Virgin will be able to conquer everyone with their beauty in 2023. And the diamond jewelry will help them in this. These gifts to women will make their men. And men born under this sign will reveal their secret passion to everyone - love for lace women's linen. No, they do not need these things themselves, they just like to look at them on women.

Horoscope for Virgo in verses:

This woman can be meek and cruel, like a queen,
And I am ready to be a vassal for a virgin born under the sign.

Comic table horoscope in verses and prose for women and men of Libra for 2023

Horoscope for Libra in prose:

Libra in 2023 will find balance and cease to doubt and rush between two solutions. Because they will change their thinking in the style of “Libra with cups” to thinking in the style of “Brahmen Libra”.

Horoscope for Libra in verses:

Apart from glasses and glasses and not weighing “against” and “pros”,
Will be the soul of the company born under the sign of Libra.
They will be able to sing, dance, joke in a chair and tell poetry.
Because in the year of the rat, all their talents will sparkle.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for women and man Scorpio for 2023

Horoscope for scorpions in prose:

Scorpions will understand in 2023 that it is not good to sting and stop biting. They will throw their ax of war and buy themselves a plug of the world. They will engage in gardening and gardening. If they do not have a cottage, then the breeding of hamsters and the cultivation of cacti.

Horoscope for scorpions in verses:

The cute creature of Scorpio stings all gullible animals,
And he bites not from the fact that evil - just really wants to eat.
In the new coming year, scorpions will stop stinging
Because they will eat exclusively in a chic restaurant.

The joke General horoscope in verses and prose for a woman and a man of Sagittarius for 2023

Horoscope for Sagittarius in prose:

Sagittarius in 2023 will forget about the financial stress that they experienced last year. And the habit of shooting a cigarette at a cigarette or money before the salary will go into the past.

Horoscope for men of Sagittarius in verses:

If the arrow of the Amur on the heart leaves the scar -
So the luxurious man of Sagittarius was aiming exactly at the target.
In the new year, he will give a lollipop for women,
But it is hardly that he himself comes across a network of female hearts.

Horoscope for women of Sagittarius in verses:

These women love to shoot with their eyes
They know a lot about seducing brave men,
They sit in the manicure cabin for hours,
They are disassembled in the brands of cars.
These lovely ladies are always young,
At work - fire and in bed - a star.
Here are the signs of women of Sagittarius
You will find easily.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for the woman and men of Capricorn for 2023

Capricorn horoscope in prose:

In the New 2023, Capricorn will understand that walks in the meadow among flowers and violent herbs are their vocation. And not because their sign is composed of two words “goat” and “horns” and a goat loves just such walks, but because they will love fresh air and fragrant herbs, as well as tourist trips with tents and barbecue.

Гороскоп для женщин Козерогов в стихах:

Если женщина родилась под созвездьем Козерога,
Будет вас она не против забодать острющим рогом.
But! Если ласково к ней подойти и вручить охапку ромашек,
В этом году Крысы вы не сыщите женщины краше.

Гороскоп для мужчин Козерогов в стихах:

Мужчина Козерог всегда активен, и если трудность встретит на пути,
Благодаря своим ногам спортивным он эту трудность просто пролетит.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for a woman and man Aquarius for 2023

Гороскоп для Водолеев в прозе:

Friends! Everyone knows that Aquarius loves to dream and soak in the clouds. In the New 2023, they will be able to dream even more and so even higher in the clouds even higher.

Horoscope for Aquarius in verses:

A lot of romance this year for dreamy Aquarius,
In the field, garden and pond, these signs of all others are more tender.

The joke table horoscope in verses and prose for women and men of fish for 2023

Horoscope for fish in prose:

Women fish in 2023 will become so lovely in the new year that men will be called nymphs and mermaids. The fish men will find themselves, and those who would like to become business sharks will become them, and those who like to lie down with a flounder on the couch will be able to lie there from morning to evening.

Horoscope for women of fish in verses:

Fish girls do not live in a pond, girls-fishes do not throw caviar.
This year, girls are a lot of men will give smiles.

Male fish should be lit in a song and dance competition,
So that the ladies do not decide that they are neither fish nor meat.

Men are dancing

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