How to joke on April 1? Cool greetings and SMS greetings from April 1, jokes, jokes

In our article you can find the firsta-mail draws, jokes, jokes and cool congratulations on April 1 in verse.

A witty and fun holiday that comes at the beginning of the second month of spring - April 1, although it is not considered state, but is one of the most revered. On this day, the nerves of those surrounding, check the sense of humor with loved ones, friends and colleagues - the sacred business.

And so that on the day of the fool, do not look like that, it is best to prepare primarial draws in advance and fun jokes for others, cool poems and comic SMS for loved ones.

ImportantLucky In order not to offend someone with his jokes, try to pick up the draws without packs and humiliations. "Black" Propoarel humor should be surprised only of those people who will understand you and will not be offended.

Funny SMS greetings from April 1

For people who do not understand jokes and draws, it is best to choose cool SMS greetings. The joking primary message will be nice even the most avid skeptics.

Funny, cool SMS greetings from April 1.

HoorayLucky Today is April 1: a white back day, stitched socks and sour cream in a toothpaste tube. Behold! Joolds everywhere! Happy April Fool's Day!

Hey Buddy! I hope you remember what day today? Right, April 1st. And depends on you - it will be a day of laughter or a fool's day! Dare! Time went ...

Glorious Day today will be. Behold ... Ho-ho ho

HeyLucky With the beginning of the second month of spring you. Let the fun and joy burst into your house, and the rainbow mood will not leave even in the most extreme cases ...

HeyLucky I decided to warn you, I myself found out about it only today. You are on the fly. The world conspiracy began, called "Jobs". Someone is trying to play you. Be careful! Happy April, 1!

HelpLucky They are everywhere ... they grow in your pockets, leave you messages on the back, throw the buttons to the chair, senten your cat ... Be careful. Around one jokers! Happy April, 1!

Merry, laughter and white back! Happy April, 1!

This day is not dull,
Do not but do not suffer!
Happy Merry Hurry
To congratulate everyone from the soul!

Nice day today. Truth?
Day fun and inappropriate
Jokes, laughter and doubt!
Drawings and luck!

Let on April 1,
Curiosities will be less
And joyful moments
Which will not forget!

Lose In this firstaaprelsky day nothing will spoil your mood! Neither a white back, nor sour cream, instead of toothpaste, nor a barbed button on the stool! Happy April Fool's Day!

Love today I do not want
But only joy and laughter,
Propelle jokes. I know -
Fun feelings are not a hindrance!

The first of April on the threshold,
You have fun and joke.
After all, laughter - accelerates the alarm,
Adds happiness in the life path!

How to play on April 1 with SMS?

Even if a person is too far, it can be played with SMS. The main thing in this business is to buy a new SIM card so that the draw is plausible.

How to play on April 1 with SMS.

Dear subscriber. We are forced to disable your phone number for non-payment. And also turn off the gas, water and light in your home until you extend the debt in the amount of 76 rubles. Sincerely, the company Vodafone.

Second... the second ... The first calls the second ... Tomorrow, exactly at 15:37 waiting in the same place. Password "Tushkanchik", the answer "Strecking". In the evening I will be on the secret hut! The operation is called "Tuna". End of communication! Turn off the phone and call the rail!

CongratulationsLucky Your room participated in a win-win lottery and won the bonus - the girl Gypsy. We offer for 14 days to pick it up in the "Lochetolotere" office, otherwise for 15 days - you have to pick up a whole Tabor!

Sonchoch, urgently call. We have disabled all phones. Urgently type. Mama.

A son. Well, run home. You got a big strap here.

Dear subscriber! For diluting the secrets of the Corporation and public secrets over the Beeline network, your room will be forever turned off and added to the black list of state enemies. Employees of the NKVD went to the address of your location.

I'm already three I'm waiting for your call! If you immediately call me back, I'll give your wife now and tell you everything about us. I already barely restrain!

Dear The subscriber, there was a failure in the system, and for a gift primary bonus, a 500 rubles have been reduced from your account. Thanks!

kind Day, sir. Sawn out, please raise up your man. Very difficult to aim. With respect, sniper.

SMS for guy: Good day! Congratulations! You have successfully tested, and your profile has been successfully posted on the site gay.ru! With us you will definitely find your color having toolate.

good day. You activated our new service "Pleasant Awakening". Ding Din ... Stop up. The new message will come every three minutes. To refuse the service, send SMS with the word laughter to this number. Cost shutdown Services 525 rub. with PDV. Vodafone - We think about you!

At Sending a message failed. Discovered virus. Do not click anything, otherwise the phone will be blocked ... Blind phone number ;!% :? * ... .. Bath. ... .. haha. Happy April, 1.

Hey, This is Ivan. Let's go - we will pass. I do not promise drinking, but we walk to glory. Susanin.

Everything, I'm tired! I want to rest. I left for a long time. Your roof!

Jokes, jokes on April 1

According to the established primary tradition, on the day of laughter, you can congratulate not only close, but also unfamiliar people. On this day there are no borders in communication and jokes!

Merry jokes on April 1st.

• Joke

In order to beat the joke correctly, you need to sit on ground transport, the route of which passes through the bridge. While moving along the bridge, you need to look out the window and shout: "Look! Dolphins, dolphins! ". There are few people who hold on curiosity.

• Joke "Doll Bird"

The joke is ideal for realization on the day of the fool. Walking in the company of friends, look at the sky and exclaim: "Shook-look! Dark bird flies! "

• School joke "On the ceiling ..."

In the class, in time of the lesson, pass a note by a class with the text: "On the ceiling of mop (or socks)" and enjoy the reaction of classmates.

• Joke with thread

The coil of white thread will need. With the help of a needle, make a thread through preferably dark clothes, having it on the shoulder or chest (to be noticeable). The coil will place under the clothes so that it is easily spinning when pulling the thread. There is a lot of familiar who want to remove this thread.

Funny joke by phone on April 1st.

• Comic announcement

On the information plate, hang an ad: "Dear employees! Everyone who has not passed the mabilizer, go to the labor protection engineer. " From the bottom, please write: "The laborization is to utter sounds with elongated rounded lips." Those who wish to find out what it is, to fold the sponge camp and say: "On April 1, I do not believe anyone."

Video: 5 jokes by April 1

Draws on April 1

In order to properly celebrate the universal day of laughter, it should be prepared as you should prepare: pick up cheerful draws for friends, loved ones, classmates and strangers.

Cheerful primary draws for friends, girlfriends and acquaintances.

Draws in the supermarket

• To make fun in the supermarket, put alarm clock on the clock, with an interval of 5 minutes.
• Throw unnecessary products to buyers. Women are condoms, men - gaskets or diapers.
• Go to the fitting room, and after some time, chose and tell me: "Sorry please, but you have toilet paper here."

Telephone draw "Electric"

Call any city number, introduce your own electrician who spends work in the house and ask for 10 minutes not to respond to phone calls, because it is dangerous on the telephone line, it can rip the current. After a few minutes, call themselves on the same number and, if you raise the phone, make a heartbreaking cry.

Telephone Distribution "TV"

Call any phone number and tell me:
- Good day, you are worried from a television store. Do you need a TV?
- No - answer.
- Then the brigade leaves!
- Where? What for? - The answer will follow.
- Break TV!

Propelle draws.

Public transport

For such a draw, you will need assistants. It is best to hold a similar event in the subway. Go to the car, sit on a free space. As soon as the wagons come down, go to the scoreboard with a driver, pretend that you have pressed the button and say: "Be kind! Middle Cola, Hamburger and Great Potatoes with Tartar Sauce. At the next station, an accomplice comes in the delivery form and presents the order.
To combat out the surrounding, go to the board of communication again, and "clicking" the button, say: "Thank you for promptness. Now, be kind, to the ultimate, without stops. "

Draw "dog food"

In a box of dog or cat food, pour a dry breakfast flakes. Going to transport, get the box, expand and "fly" a treat under a close view of surprised people.

Draw a bottle of vodka

This draw is suitable for those who have gathered on a babble with unfamiliar comrades and should be driving all day. It should be prepared in advance: buy a bottle of vodka, pour the contents and dial ordinary water. Hide props best under the driver's seat or in a glove compartment.

When the company is assembled and sits in the car, lead the car very slowly and when hear the outrageous questions of comrades and their calls to go back to shout: "Good! You yourself wanted this! " Remove the harvested bottle of vodka, open and penetrate the pollock and press the gas sharply. Enjoy the reaction through the rearview mirror.

How to joke on April 1 at work, at home?

Play your relatives more difficult, especially if they know your love for jokes.

Propelle drawing for households.

What can be done "dirtyness" for households on April 1?

• Hide one-room slippers of all residents at home or get them on the ceiling with double-sided tape.
• Stick all the toothbrushes of households among themselves. But note that after the draw, you will need to give everyone a new toothbrush.
• Translate all the alarms of tenants for 30-40 minutes ago.
• Cook your nails with the most discerning residents and transfer the alarm ahead for 30 minutes so that the furious person does not have time to come to come and "nail" you.

Raffle colleagues by fax

This draw will be held with that colleague, which has a fax on its desktop. Send a fax employee of approximate content: " Dear, (initial colleagues). Our employees identified errors in your tax liabilities, and the debt in the amount of 700 rubles is listed. If the specified amount is not paid by you until April 1, there will be a penalty in the amount of 200 rubles daily. Head of Tax Inspectorate Chabas G.V. For questions, please call (Specify the number of the local mental hospital). "

Draw for a colleague "Naughty mice"

In colleagues, who have tables are located next to each other, you need to change the mouse. That will be surprise when the owner of the computer detects the suspicious activity of his mouse.

Draw "Office Trouble"

To carry out a joke, you will need bilateral scotch, with which glue stationery and colleagues all over the office. For consuming effect, can
Wrap monitors of colleagues in foil, wrapping paper or food film.

Raffle colleagues on April 1st.

Draw for the authorities or his secretary.

Very good way to rush the nerves by the secretary or her boss. To do this, call the reception, and to the question of the secretary "Who is calling?" Reply:
- Describe that my husband is worried. He knows whose!

Draw "Someone"

This is a long-playing joke. In Word, with the help of the auto-transfer function, replace the most consumable words with some specific phrases. For example, "Of course" - "But how", "something" - "some kind of garbage".

Propelle draw with signs

In a large company or institution with a large number of visitors, you need to place signs "Buffet", "Toilet", "Masseur", "Kitchen" on staff cabinets (for example, personnel department, laboratory, marketing department). You can place the pointer arrows.

Funny poems by April 1

Propelle congratulations may consist of a beautiful poem, without joking draws.

Propelle greetings in verse.

Stupid this day to be offended
Better joke and laugh
Fooling and having fun -
And your life will last longer.

Today you are probably
Make a feast of fool.
Let the burdens, your fun,
Run in life sorry.

Without a good and fun joke,
We and the day do not live, friends,
Without drawing will be sad
Without laughing, it is absolutely impossible.

Laughter is useful to man,
Like a miracle preparation.
Who laughs, that in the pharmacy,
Less often walks, they say.

We have a laughter's holiday today
Here is fun, here are fun.
Manage to play today
All. And in the trap, not to get.

Poems for congratulations on April 1.

The holiday laughter goes to us
And the fun is waiting for us.
Loves the people on this day
Play ... and vice versa.

Today, naply slightly,
On the day of laughter or fool?
Then not to be a fool,
You have fun, laugh all the house.

Well, here, the long-awaited April came!
You first play your friends!
And try in a bright and spring day!
Cheer and adults and children!

In April, cheerful,
All laughs: and kindergartens, schools,
And educators, and teachers,
Merry today all the earth.
Let it be a fool in this holiday
Does not go with your mouth smile.

Everywhere hears laughter and fun,
Propoaregnemia
Let them give joy and zador,
And those who are old and those who are young.

Full jokes every home
In the door knocks fun,
Try to play
Everyone who joke will be happy.

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