Children's funny jokes Supports for children: April, short, with children's KVN

The child's laughter is the brightest emotion that gives the joy to everyone around. Questions, riddles, songs and just rhymes will help you have fun with your child.

Supported, or as in the people they are called "fun" - the first folk genre, with whom the child gets acquainted. It represents a funny story in a poetic form, more often quit. Any child will come to the soul and having heard them, he will smile. So, small cheerful stories with meaning will help in the development and education of the baby.

Supports for mom "Good assistants", with them it is easier to wear, bathe, feed, concentrate the attention of the child and get acquainted with the parties of the world as a whole.

Funny jokes-booms for children

Funny jokes-booms for children

"I drove a bears on a bike,
And behind them cat backwards,
And behind him, the mosquito - on the balloon,
And behind them cradies - on a lame dog,
Wolves on the mare, lions - in the car,
Bunnies in the tram, toad - on the broom,
Go and laugh, gingerbread cookies. "

"Fucked cat-sword
On the forest path.
With him a goat-deres
Whlen horns;
Whiten horns,
Light boots.
Top top mushrooms.
Berries top top!
And noisy, noisy oaks
Near the old trail "

"Teddy bear on the forest goes,
Bumps collects, sings songs,
The bump suddenly fell - straight Michem in the forehead,
Bear was angry, and nagu - Top! "

Questions jokes for children. Answers jokes

Questions jokes for children

• What could be more elephant and at the same time weightless? (Elephant shadow)
• What gets bigger if you put upside down (number 6)
• What hand is better to stir tea? (Tea is better stirred by a spoon)
• What kind of dishes do not eat anything from? (Empty)
• What are people going? (On the ground)
• By which tree hides the hare during the rain (under wet)
• What is the most terrible river? (Tiger)
• What do you need to do when you see a green man? (Cross the street)
• What horse is not hay? (Chess)
• Who is the top of our legs? (Fly)

Job tasks for children. Riddles jokes for children with answers

Children's jokes

• Animal has 2 right legs, 2 left legs, 2 legs in front, 2 rear. How many legs in the animal? (4 legs)
• How many nuts in an empty glass? (The glass is empty, it means there is nothing in it)
• Children collected in the park autumn bouquet. It had 5 maple, 4 birch, 2 oak, 1 aspen leaf. How many different trees were the leaves in a bouquet? (With 4 trees.)
• 3 piglets went. One - ahead of two, one - between two, and one - behind two.
  How did the piglets go? (For each other.)
• Dage, grandmother, granddaughter, bug, cat and mouse pulled-pulled and finally pulled out a rep. How many eyes saw a repka? (12 eyes.)

Joking riddles with answers for children

Children's riddles

• There was land on the roads, I have a dry ... (no ears, and legs)
• Birthday on the nose, we baked ... (not sausage, and cake)
• And capricious, and stubborn, does not want to kindergarten ... (no mom, and daughter)
• In the bazaar there are old women, buy yourself ... (not toys, but products)
• I could choose a couple of mittens for ... (not for feet, and for hands)
• At the raspberry flew.
  Want to bite her.
  But we saw the freak -
  And more from the garden!
  And the freak is on the stick,
  With a beard from the washcloth. (scarecrow)
• On the New Year, he came to the house
  So ruddy fatty.
  But every day he lost weight
  And finally it completely disappeared. (the calendar)
• Chirik's chic! Chirik's chic! -
  Who raised a cheerful cry?
  Do not scare this bird!
  Shared ... (not a parrot, and sparrow)
• He walked through the forest boldly,
  But Lisa Hero ate.
  Pobedka sang on the farewell.
  His called ... (not Cheburashka, and a bun)

School jokes of children from 1 to 4th grade

School jokes

• The teacher at the literature lesson finishes a fairy tale:
  - And I was there, beer-honey I saw, I was teaching on the mustes, but I didn't get into my mouth ... Children, what do you think, what kind of morality in this fairy tale?
  Little Allia:
  - It is necessary to shave more often.
• - Son, hello! How are you doing at school? - And I generally do not want to talk with my parents ...
• The child comes from school home and joyfully shouts from the threshold: - Mom, you are lucky today, we just asked for reading!
• First grader lead to the first lesson. It resists violently and screams:
  - Eleven years!!! For what!?!
• First, chase football in the yard. One asks the comrade:
  - What kind of noise do you have at home?
  - A! This grandfather explains the dad, how it is necessary to solve that task on the arithmetic that we were asked today!

Jokes about school for children

Jokes about school

- Hey! Hands behind the head, legs on the width of the shoulders!
- This is a robbery?!
- No - Physical education lesson!

Mom asks Vovochka:
- Little Johnny, why is your diary standing in the corner?
Little Allia:
"So I punished him for a twice!"

In the lesson of the first September in the first grade. The teacher explains to the disciples: - Guys, you came to school to learn. Here you have to sit quietly, if you want to ask something, - you need to raise your hand. Vovochka pulls her hand ... - Boy, do you want to ask something? - No, I just check how the system works!

During the lesson, one student looks into the album of his neighbor:
- How cool you draw! I even wanted!
- There is? This is the sunrise, YUR ...
- Ah! .. And I thought the scrambled eggs ...

"Well done, Mitya," the dad says proudly. - Why did you get the "five of the Biology"?
- I was asked how long the ostrich had. I said that three.
- Wait, but the ostrich has only two legs ...
- Yes, but the rest of the guys shouted that four!

Funny jokes of children (blunders). Jokes about children. Short children's jokes

Children's blunders

"My dad is an oilman. He works Borovik. "

"Why did the dreams call me if you wake every morning in the kindergarten?"

"Mom, why did you first teach me to walk and talk, and now you want me to sit and was silent?!"

"The daughter asks mom:
- Mom, and how many hours I was born?
- At twelve nights.
- Oh, I probably woke you up?! "

"The son in the zoo asks the Father:
- Dad, and if a tiger breaks out of the cage and eat you, then on what
Bus I go home? "

Children's joke on April 1st. Funny jokes for children. Children's jokes poems

April Fool's joke

"They knocked Masha: -
Oh, porridge escaped!
And she us: "Do not yaw!
Catch up quickly porridge !!! "
Salted aunt Masha
Without work, I will do our!
We run to the Tete Light: -
Your carpet takes wind!
She rushed into the yard -
For sure: the carpet flew away!
He is now hanging on the roof.
And I helped us uncle Misha.
Despite the year,
He is a claying room - at least where!
A angry tel Mother
We said: "Mouse in compote!"
And she is speedy to the neighbor:
Get a cage for a mouse.
We chopped the compote.
We sat, rested
So, forgetting about sadness and laziness
And left the message:
"It was delicious. Goodbye!"
We joked all day.
That would be ten times a week
It was the first of April! "

"I want to think
Such machines
To do skill
Live mixing.
So that these monkey
Everywhere hurried
So that the most sullen
They laugh.
To laugh
My sister, Ryuva,
And our cheeky
Dawn - cow. "

"Yesterday she told me a girlfriend,
That I am a fringe-laughter,
What to be serious I do not want
That I laugh all the time.
It was hurt to me to the tears:
After all, I laugh
Seriously!"

Children's jokes from KVN

KVN

• I spend freely in Russian, English, French ... and in other lessons too
• Very educated schoolboy, falling into the sewer, closing the hatch behind him
• The fact that the children are lying, the teachers are to blame - they ask too many questions.
• Traditionally, Russian school martial arts - a struggle with laziness

Children's songs joke

Songs for children

"Snow Baba"
Lined with sky Snow Conditioning,
The janitor cleared the track to the house.
Children on joy and fun
Made a big snowbaby.
Snow baba, snowy,
Very gentle nature.
Snow baba, snowy,
Gentle and snow-white.
Baba worked very much,
He knew: it looks cute with a female.
And, singing a song gently,
The courtyard swept very diligently.
Snow baba, snowy,
Very gentle nature.
Snow baba, snowy,
Gentle and snow-white.
The janitor in Tu Babu immediately fell in love,
If not summer - immediately b married.
In the summer melts - here is not enough
Who will work in the country.
Snow baba, snowy,
Very gentle nature.
Snow baba, snowy,
Gentle and snow-white.

"Signs"

Girl cat cat crossed
Cat has crossed, the cat crossed.
Girl from school twice brought,
Two brought.
Can forty cats run along and across,
Doubles will not receive if I learned a lesson.
Doubles will not receive if I learned a lesson.
For travel in the tram must pay,
It is necessary to pay, you must pay.
And the ticket is happy immediately swallow
Immediately swallow.
If the amount of numbers on the ticket coincides,
You can eat a ticket, but more pleasant has compote.
You can eat a ticket, but more pleasant has compote.
Do not sit in the cinema in the thirteenth row,
In the thirteenth row, in the thirteenth row,
This promises faithful trouble, faithful trouble.
And the number thirteen, we will be accurate friends,
It's just ten and plus me and me, and me.
It's just ten and plus me and me, and me.

Jokes about kindergarten

Kindergarten

In kindergarten:
- Children, aunt leaves. What should I say?
- Thank God!!!

Little boy looks at the performance of a fashionable pop singer on TV and says thoughtfully:
"And when we are soaked in the kindergarten, we scold us ..."

Seryozha stresses mom:
- Dress me rather!
- Where are you in a hurry?
- in kindergarten. There are friends here.
- And what do you do with friends?
- Walk!

The teacher of the kindergarten half an hour pulled the ratings on a small girl. When she straightened with a sigh of relief, the girl said:
- This is not my rates.
Internally, the teacher fifteen minutes twitched the ratings back. When she finished, the girl said:
"This is a racket of my brother, Mom sometimes puts them on me."

Video: Russian folk functions (compilation). Children from 0 to 3 years